سومین پلیس Flann OBrien

ISBN: 9786002290144

Published: May 2012


256 pages


سومین پلیس  by  Flann OBrien

سومین پلیس by Flann OBrien
May 2012 | Paperback | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, AUDIO, mp3, RTF | 256 pages | ISBN: 9786002290144 | 9.63 Mb

This review has been removed by the Conformity PoliceAccording to our legal advisers, the review matches the forbidden category of ‘non-review’ in all relevant aspects and has therefore been placed in review detention. The definition of a non-review is one that is not in conformity, i. e. departs from the accepted form in some legal or moral manner.For a guide to conformity, see Footnote 1.Non-reviews interfere with their books in what we consider to be highly suspect ways.

They lift their layers and peer into their intimate places in a lascivious manner. They fiddle with the inner workings of books and remove entire sections with the aim of remodeling them to suit various illicit purposes. Such shameless fondling of a book’s pages, we condemn outright. It is unacceptable that a book and its review should be allowed to fraternize so closely that what was intrinsic to the book is found to have migrated to the review leading to instability in the review world and major confusion for all concerned.Furthermore, such reviews have a tendency to strike out for a personal life independent of the system that supports them.

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